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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1349313" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Bumper stickers......</p><p> </p><p>Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.</p><p>Conserve toilet paper - use both sides.</p><p>Conserve water - Shower with a friend</p><p>Constipated People Don't Give A <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />.</p><p>Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!</p><p>Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?</p><p>Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes </p><p>D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers</p><p>DANGER: I drive like you do!</p><p>DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.</p><p></p><p>Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.</p><p>Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.</p><p>Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.</p><p>Death is the consequence of being alive.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1349313, member: 1246"] Bumper stickers...... Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Conserve toilet paper - use both sides. Conserve water - Shower with a friend Constipated People Don't Give A :censored:. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers DANGER: I drive like you do! DARE to keep cops off doughnuts. Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Death is the consequence of being alive. [/QUOTE]
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