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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1376265" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Morning Newspaper</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>He turned to his wife: "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1376265, member: 1246"] [B]Morning Newspaper[/B] [B]A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.[/B] [B]He turned to his wife: "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."[/B] [B]His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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