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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1792321" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senatetrial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up onshore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and beholda genie popped out.</p><p>"Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me,I will grant you one wish."</p><p>"Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while,and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these lovehandles."</p><p>"Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff ofsmoke...</p><p>And her ears promptly fell off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1792321, member: 1246"] One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senatetrial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up onshore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and beholda genie popped out. "Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me,I will grant you one wish." "Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while,and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these lovehandles." "Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff ofsmoke... And her ears promptly fell off. [/QUOTE]
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