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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1841571" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Knock knock- who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What’s brown and sticky? A stick!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why are pirates so mean? I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrr!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Who’s there?” … “Control freak. Okay now you say, ‘Control freak who?”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you call cheese that’s not yours? It’s nacho cheese.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light.</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1841571, member: 1246"] [LIST=1] [*]What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. [*]What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt. [*]Knock knock- who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding! [*]The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense. [*]What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off. [*]What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine. [*]What’s brown and sticky? A stick! [*]Why are pirates so mean? I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrr! [*]Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! [*]What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner. [*]Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest? [*]Who’s there?” … “Control freak. Okay now you say, ‘Control freak who?” [*]What do you call cheese that’s not yours? It’s nacho cheese. [*]What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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