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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1841574" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing? He was selling “quack”.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">How do you catch a unique rabbit? You ‘neek’ up on it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">How do you catch a tame rabbit? The ‘tame’ way.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">*While waving your hands on either side of the other person’s head* “running through the woods, running through the woods, running through the woods. Close our eyes!” *smack person on forehead* “TREE! Never close your eyes when you’re running through the woods!”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hippa. Hippa who? I’m sorry, I’can’t tell you that.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says “gosh, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin screams “AAAH!! A talking muffin!”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey Mitt! What’ll ya have?”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it!</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1841574, member: 1246"] [LIST=1] [*]How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it. [*]What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino! [*]What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!” [*]Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing? He was selling “quack”. [*]What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. [*]How do you catch a unique rabbit? You ‘neek’ up on it. [*]How do you catch a tame rabbit? The ‘tame’ way. [*]What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE! [*]*While waving your hands on either side of the other person’s head* “running through the woods, running through the woods, running through the woods. Close our eyes!” *smack person on forehead* “TREE! Never close your eyes when you’re running through the woods!” [*]Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hippa. Hippa who? I’m sorry, I’can’t tell you that. [*]Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says “gosh, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin screams “AAAH!! A talking muffin!” [*]If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European! [*]A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey Mitt! What’ll ya have?” [*]What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it! [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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