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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2036920" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A Collection Of Insults</strong></span></p><p></p><p>You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.</p><p></p><p>I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.</p><p> </p><p>You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!</p><p></p><p>When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.</p><p></p><p>You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.</p><p> </p><p>Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?</p><p> </p><p>I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.</p><p></p><p>Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.</p><p> </p><p>Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.</p><p></p><p>People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.</p><p></p><p>Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2036920, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]A Collection Of Insults[/B][/SIZE] You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high. You are master in your own house -- the doghouse! When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure. You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime. Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit? I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla. Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested. Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't. People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears. Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly. [/QUOTE]
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