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<blockquote data-quote="McGee" data-source="post: 2086975" data-attributes="member: 4527"><p>A married man was having an affair with his competitor. </p><p>One day they both made up a story about having a conference , their passions</p><p>overcame them and they took off for her room, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around</p><p>9:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes</p><p>outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless</p><p>complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.</p><p></p><p>"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.</p><p></p><p>"Darling, I can't lie to you,” the husband said. “I've been having an</p><p>affair with my competitor and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't</p><p>wake up until Nine o'clock."</p><p></p><p>The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've</p><p>been playing golf!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="McGee, post: 2086975, member: 4527"] A married man was having an affair with his competitor. One day they both made up a story about having a conference , their passions overcame them and they took off for her room, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around 9:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you,” the husband said. “I've been having an affair with my competitor and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until Nine o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" [/QUOTE]
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