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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2140674" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You might be a redneck if...</p><p></p><p>You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.</p><p></p><p>Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.</p><p></p><p>You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.</p><p></p><p>You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.</p><p></p><p>You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.</p><p></p><p>The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.</p><p></p><p>The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.</p><p></p><p>You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.</p><p></p><p>Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.</p><p></p><p>Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2140674, member: 1246"] You might be a redneck if... You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck. You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work. The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out. You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law. Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest. Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional". [/QUOTE]
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