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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2235014" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>President Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.</p><p>President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"</p><p>The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout. He reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries."</p><p>David Cameron thinks, "It's not bad time machine, I'll have a bit of that." So he asks: "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"</p><p>The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.</p><p>But he just stares at it.</p><p>"Come on David," says Obama, "Tell us what it says."</p><p>"I can't! It's all in Arabic!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2235014, member: 1246"] President Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout. He reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries." David Cameron thinks, "It's not bad time machine, I'll have a bit of that." So he asks: "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it. "Come on David," says Obama, "Tell us what it says." "I can't! It's all in Arabic!" [/QUOTE]
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