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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2257766" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Signs Seen Near Church</strong></span></p><p></p><p>The following are actual signs found on church property.</p><p></p><p>"No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."</p><p></p><p>"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"</p><p></p><p>"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."</p><p></p><p>"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"</p><p></p><p>An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."</p><p>sin."</p><p></p><p>"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."</p><p></p><p>"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2257766, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Signs Seen Near Church[/B][/SIZE] The following are actual signs found on church property. "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace." "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins." "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!" An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." sin." "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." [/QUOTE]
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