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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2304141" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Insults:</p><p></p><p>Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.</p><p>Traveling without a passport.</p><p>Trips over cordless phones.</p><p>Truck can't haul a full load.</p><p>Trying out for the javelin retrieval team.</p><p>Tuning in shortwave with a TV antenna.</p><p>Two bits shy of a word/dollar.</p><p>Two chapters short of a novel.</p><p>Two degrees off square.</p><p>Two inches taller than spherical.</p><p>Two saucers short of a tea-service.</p><p>Two sheep short of a sweater.</p><p>Two socks short of a pair.</p><p>Two suits short of a full deck. (A half-wit.)</p><p>Types 120 words a minute but her keyboard isn't plugged in.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2304141, member: 1246"] Insults: Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can't haul a full load. Trying out for the javelin retrieval team. Tuning in shortwave with a TV antenna. Two bits shy of a word/dollar. Two chapters short of a novel. Two degrees off square. Two inches taller than spherical. Two saucers short of a tea-service. Two sheep short of a sweater. Two socks short of a pair. Two suits short of a full deck. (A half-wit.) Types 120 words a minute but her keyboard isn't plugged in. [/QUOTE]
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