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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2325620" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.</p><p>- Unknown</p><p></p><p>Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.</p><p>- Unknown</p><p></p><p>Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.</p><p>- Gene Hill</p><p></p><p>In dog years, I'm dead.</p><p>- Unknown</p><p></p><p>To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.</p><p>- Aldous Huxley</p><p></p><p>A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.</p><p>- Robert Benchley</p><p></p><p>Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.</p><p>- Sue Murphy</p><p></p><p>I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.</p><p>- August Strindberg</p><p></p><p>No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.</p><p>- Fran Lebowitz</p><p></p><p>Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!</p><p>- Anne Tyler</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2325620, member: 1246"] If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. - Unknown Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. - Gene Hill In dog years, I'm dead. - Unknown To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler [/QUOTE]
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