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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2426797" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."</p><p></p><p>"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.</p><p>"What are you celebrating?" he asked.</p><p>"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"</p><p>"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."</p><p>"How did it happen?"</p><p>"I switched roosters."</p><p>"What a coincidence,"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2426797, member: 1246"] While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" he asked. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?" "I switched roosters." "What a coincidence," [/QUOTE]
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