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ORION OR URANUS? got the cure to stop the termination threats GUARANTEED
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<blockquote data-quote="vvv" data-source="post: 2732401" data-attributes="member: 63825"><p>Guys, I'm gonna break this all down for you in a simple nutshell.</p><p></p><p>Being the pathetic pervert I am my interpretation is as follows.........</p><p></p><p>By line 8 when I had saw "Orions Bitch" mentioned I had felt some mild excitement down below.</p><p></p><p>Line 9 he rolls out "Wide Load", and as I was removing my pants to my knees I couldn't help but to look down yet again thinking he surely must know me.....but how?</p><p></p><p>But then it all HIT ME!!! Line 11.....I made the big time!!!! "vvv" is mentioned and I just couldn't hold containment and my baby maker juices were at a boil......and then it happened.......BAMMMMM!!!!!!!!</p><p>Now I finally came to realization why they always called me 2 Pump Chump growing up.</p><p>I couldn't even hold serve threw half of this love novel......and rather just served up a big ol' mess on my damn laptop.</p><p></p><p>Kids out there I can only suggest this.......if our friend does happen to post again and you decide to read it thru, and are easily stimulated like myself. I can only recommend you have an ample supply of paper towels at arms reach.</p><p> Or better yet, pop yourself a nice bucket of popcorn before the old lady comes home but hold off on the butter. Begin reading and relax into it. And when the moment hits you get that bucket ready and hit those warm popped kernels center cut. Take a deep breath and head to the kitchen and give the bucket a few swirls with a spatula and then a couple shakes (discard spatula). </p><p></p><p>Now for the big finale which works for me because I HATE popcorn..........when the old lady comes home soon after surprise her at the door with a big smile and that lovely glistening bucket in hand and say "Hey baby, sit down and relax......you've had a hard day..... it's movie night!!' <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>One last thing here........Cheryl my love, I have run out of user name changes. So may I be granted one last name change? As I now would forever like to be known as "STICKY KEYS".</p><p></p><p>Have a wonderful day at Big Brown children and thanks for reading. And always ,always remember to "Bone Em' Like You Own Em'"</p><p></p><p>PEACE!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vvv, post: 2732401, member: 63825"] Guys, I'm gonna break this all down for you in a simple nutshell. Being the pathetic pervert I am my interpretation is as follows......... By line 8 when I had saw "Orions Bitch" mentioned I had felt some mild excitement down below. Line 9 he rolls out "Wide Load", and as I was removing my pants to my knees I couldn't help but to look down yet again thinking he surely must know me.....but how? But then it all HIT ME!!! Line 11.....I made the big time!!!! "vvv" is mentioned and I just couldn't hold containment and my baby maker juices were at a boil......and then it happened.......BAMMMMM!!!!!!!! Now I finally came to realization why they always called me 2 Pump Chump growing up. I couldn't even hold serve threw half of this love novel......and rather just served up a big ol' mess on my damn laptop. Kids out there I can only suggest this.......if our friend does happen to post again and you decide to read it thru, and are easily stimulated like myself. I can only recommend you have an ample supply of paper towels at arms reach. Or better yet, pop yourself a nice bucket of popcorn before the old lady comes home but hold off on the butter. Begin reading and relax into it. And when the moment hits you get that bucket ready and hit those warm popped kernels center cut. Take a deep breath and head to the kitchen and give the bucket a few swirls with a spatula and then a couple shakes (discard spatula). Now for the big finale which works for me because I HATE popcorn..........when the old lady comes home soon after surprise her at the door with a big smile and that lovely glistening bucket in hand and say "Hey baby, sit down and relax......you've had a hard day..... it's movie night!!' :) One last thing here........Cheryl my love, I have run out of user name changes. So may I be granted one last name change? As I now would forever like to be known as "STICKY KEYS". Have a wonderful day at Big Brown children and thanks for reading. And always ,always remember to "Bone Em' Like You Own Em'" PEACE!! [/QUOTE]
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