Our New Slogan

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Apr 30, 2014.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    "FedEx, When it Absolutely, Positively Might Have To Be There Sometime Within the Next Few Weeks".
     
  2. Dex01

    Dex01 Banned

    I dedicate the following song to the venerable MRFE:
     
  3. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    Fred's Famous Late Freight.

    "We can't afford to service you properly."


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  4. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I like it. You have "FedEx Pride".
     
  5. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    'FedEx: We Used To Be Good - What, Isn't That Enough?'
     
  6. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Another good one. Bravo Zulu and a Tin Falcon for you!
     
  7. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    Instead of, "Why fool around with anyone else", You better fool around with someone else.
     
  8. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Excellent!! You get a FedEx logo extremely low quality water bottle! (retail value $0.99). Enjoy!
     
  9. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    Remember " Get it twice a day"
     
  10. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    I remember that...I also remember the debacle that ensued when someone whined about the slogan appearing on give-away t-shirts, and they had to put an immediate cease and desist on giving 'em out.
     
  11. Doc Sorting Dude

    Doc Sorting Dude Active Member

    When the customer says "hey, this was supposed to get here overnight!" you say, oh no..that was back in the 70's! Our new service is called economy priority, Its an oxymoron to explain the premium prices and differed service.
     
  12. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I remember "Keep it up all night long and get if off by 1030".