Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Apr 30, 2014.
"FedEx, When it Absolutely, Positively Might Have To Be There Sometime Within the Next Few Weeks".
I dedicate the following song to the venerable MRFE:
Fred's Famous Late Freight.
"We can't afford to service you properly."
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I like it. You have "FedEx Pride".
'FedEx: We Used To Be Good - What, Isn't That Enough?'
Another good one. Bravo Zulu and a Tin Falcon for you!
Instead of, "Why fool around with anyone else", You better fool around with someone else.
Excellent!! You get a FedEx logo extremely low quality water bottle! (retail value $0.99). Enjoy!
Remember " Get it twice a day"
I remember that...I also remember the debacle that ensued when someone whined about the slogan appearing on give-away t-shirts, and they had to put an immediate cease and desist on giving 'em out.
When the customer says "hey, this was supposed to get here overnight!" you say, oh no..that was back in the 70's! Our new service is called economy priority, Its an oxymoron to explain the premium prices and differed service.
I remember "Keep it up all night long and get if off by 1030".
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