PANDA CRISIS!! Threat Level 25!!

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, May 19, 2014.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    On Sunday, I was in Barnes and Noble thumbing through aviation magazines, and saw a picture of a specially-decorated DHL 767 DELIVERING PRECIOUS PANDAS!! OMG!! Are we out of the Panda-pimping business? How could we let this opportunity to exploit Panda publicity slip through our fingers? I wonder if DHL brought the Pandas to the airport in a specially-decaled CTV and delivered them with same?

    I have contacted the VP of Panda Operations (VPPO) in Memphis, and Mr.Won Hong Low informed me that Memphis is on this!! WE WILL BE PIMPING PANDAS AGAIN SOON!
  2. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    They can fly them in Thornton's private jet.

    Hope they crap all over the place.