PANDA CRISIS!! Threat Level 25!!

[MrFedEx]

On Sunday, I was in Barnes and Noble thumbing through aviation magazines, and saw a picture of a specially-decorated DHL 767 DELIVERING PRECIOUS PANDAS!! OMG!! Are we out of the Panda-pimping business? How could we let this opportunity to exploit Panda publicity slip through our fingers? I wonder if DHL brought the Pandas to the airport in a specially-decaled CTV and delivered them with same?

I have contacted the VP of Panda Operations (VPPO) in Memphis, and Mr.Won Hong Low informed me that Memphis is on this!! WE WILL BE PIMPING PANDAS AGAIN SOON!

 

[Cactus]

They can fly them in Thornton's private jet.

Hope they crap all over the place.