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<blockquote data-quote="SimpleUPSer" data-source="post: 276491" data-attributes="member: 10210"><p>I received this e-mail yesterday. Really gave me a good chuckle.</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">New Benefit Announcement </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">In order to better align the Holiday Turkey program with our Strategic Imperatives and our Corporate Mission and to make you all focus on the right things, the program has been improved. Instead of getting a Holiday Turkey, you will receive one half of a turkey this year. Next year you will receive another new half turkey in addition to the other wing from this year's turkey. You will receive an additional part of the turkey for the next five years, at which time you will receive a whole turkey again. Well, not really a whole turkey. Part of a new turkey and parts of some five year old turkeys. This is a benefit to all participants because it is more "flexible" than the old turkey program. In addition, Certain senior mangers will receive up to 250% of an additional turkey if they meet certain performance elements, e.g. make it to work 3 days out of 5 most of the time, and arrive at the office by 7am, but sit in the conference room BS with each other and drinking coffee until at least 9:30.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Merry Christmas </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SimpleUPSer, post: 276491, member: 10210"] I received this e-mail yesterday. Really gave me a good chuckle. [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]New Benefit Announcement [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]In order to better align the Holiday Turkey program with our Strategic Imperatives and our Corporate Mission and to make you all focus on the right things, the program has been improved. Instead of getting a Holiday Turkey, you will receive one half of a turkey this year. Next year you will receive another new half turkey in addition to the other wing from this year's turkey. You will receive an additional part of the turkey for the next five years, at which time you will receive a whole turkey again. Well, not really a whole turkey. Part of a new turkey and parts of some five year old turkeys. This is a benefit to all participants because it is more "flexible" than the old turkey program. In addition, Certain senior mangers will receive up to 250% of an additional turkey if they meet certain performance elements, e.g. make it to work 3 days out of 5 most of the time, and arrive at the office by 7am, but sit in the conference room BS with each other and drinking coffee until at least 9:30.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Merry Christmas [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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