Patent this!

[DS]

Over the years I think I've come up with a few ideas that really could sell if they worked as promised.This thread is devoted to everyones ideas.

Here's one I had.
The paint bomb.
For lazy folks that hate to paint.

You start with an empty room,all fixtures doorknobs,and windows masked.
Place the paint bomb in the center of the room and engage the timer.

Available in 3 sizes.

 

[moreluck]

An instrument mirror for seeing your own earwax.....not mine, but silly nonetheless.........

http://www.funnypatentsandinventions.com/

 

[moreluck]

GREAT TRAY !!!!

 

[moreluck]

Make good use of those steps !!!!

 

[rod]

Make good use of those steps !!!!

My Dad built storage like this in the house I grew up in 50 years ago. He was an expert at building hiding places. A couple of years ago the old homestead was for sale and they had an open house. The realtor was amazed when I showed her a few (not all) of the secret storage places. I've always wondered if he had some secret treasure hidden somewhere us kids never knew about.

 

[over9five]

I've always wondered if he had some secret treasure hidden somewhere us kids never knew about.

If he's like me, it's just porn...

 

[cachsux]

If he's like me, it's just porn...

My retirement business will be for a fee we will come in after you die and replace all your porn with bibles and other more appropriate materials for your family to find and remember you by. Of course if you default on the fee we will replace your regular porn with the most embarrassing stuff we can photoshop such as More`s romantic interlude with Obama.

 

[ajblakejr]

My retirement business will be for a fee we will come in after you die and replace all your porn with bibles and other more appropriate materials for your family to find and remember you by. Of course if you default on the fee we will replace your regular porn with the most embarrassing stuff we can photoshop ...

What about the bookmarked stuff on the computer?

 

[over9five]

My retirement business will be for a fee we will come in after you die and replace all your porn with bibles and other more appropriate materials for your family to find and remember you by. Of course if you default on the fee we will replace your regular porn with the most embarrassing stuff we can photoshop such as More`s romantic interlude with Obama.

What about the bookmarked stuff on the computer?

You guys should team up. That is actually a great idea for a business!

 

[cachsux]

What about the bookmarked stuff on the computer?

You mean www.ajblakejr/lovemuffin.com ? They`ll think its some bakery website.

 

[moreluck]

i'llhideyorstuff.com ???

 

[ajblakejr]

i'llhideyorstuff.com ???

Oh, you are referencing the site www.icanhideurstuf.com ?

 

[rod]

If he's like me, it's just porn...

There was some of that too. Stuff he had saved from his time in the Navy during WW2. Vintage porn is crude. He had a collection of Playboys that started in 1957 but unfortunately he didn't have the 1st issue -----that we found anyway. He bought the monthly copy off the news stand when Mom was alive but after she died he just got a subscription. She must have not cared because he just kept them in the back of their closet. Guess where us boys would run to everytime both parents were gone.

 

[ajblakejr]

There was some of that too. Stuff he had saved from his time in the Navy during WW2. Vintage porn is crude. He had a collection of Playboys that started in 1957 but unfortunately he didn't have the 1st issue -----that we found anyway. He bought the monthly copy off the news stand when Mom was alive but after she died he just got a subscription. She must have not cared because he just kept them in the back of their closet. Guess where us boys would run to everytime both parents were gone.

Run to the 5 and 10 for penny candy?
I love the free spirit in the youth of day's gone by.
Now the kids don't bother to run anywhere...

 

[ajblakejr]

You mean www.ajblakejr/lovemuffin.com ? They`ll think its some bakery website.

Would you like to subscribe?

This month it is pumpkin muffins.

 

[rod]

Run to the 5 and 10 for penny candy?
I love the free spirit in the youth of day's gone by.
Now the kids don't bother to run anywhere...

How true. When I was growing up we lived on the outskirts of town on a crushed rock road. I had no problem at all running down that road barefoot. Now days its the end of the world if I'm out in the nice soft grass barefoot and step on an acorn or pine cone.