PCM Time! DIADS Down, Cell Phones Down, Stop Talking!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by porkwagon, Oct 25, 2014.

  1. porkwagon

    porkwagon Active Member

    "Did you know that lizards communicate with each other by doing push ups? And that the average American eats 35,000 cookies during the span of their lifetime? Ok, Charlie please lead in a stretch demonstration." This is an example of an intro to our PCMS lately. Is everyone getting these as well?
     
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  2. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    We all look at our watches knowing we have next day airs and it's after 9.
     
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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I love cookies.
     
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  4. porkwagon

    porkwagon Active Member

    I Don't participate in the stretching. That's when I chow down on a big ole breakfast sammy!
     
  5. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    Cookies are damned tasty IMHO.


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  6. Shift Inhibit

    Shift Inhibit He who laughs last didn't get it.

    yep, we get same stuff here... center manager was doing pcm one morning, said "ok, everyone touch their toes"
    he only made it to his knees...lol
     
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  7. imwell

    imwell I'm as productive as the methods allow.

    You get cookies ???
     
  8. Shift Inhibit

    Shift Inhibit He who laughs last didn't get it.

    2014092395204659.jpg new T shirt for pcm
     
  9. jaker

    jaker trolling

    We have a audit coming up , so you know what we get until that day
     
  10. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    YEAH GET THE NERDBALL MOMMY AND DADDY SPEECHES THAT MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOT A GODDAMMMMM THING EVERYDAY lmfao.
     
  11. MC4YOU2

    MC4YOU2 Yep, not wearing brown anymore

    Average center manager eats 70k cookies, thus making it impossible to even see their toes let alone touch them.
     
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  12. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    "Did you know I'm getting paid 50 bucks a hour to stand here and listen?"
     
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  13. Packmule

    Packmule Well-Known Member

    I don't participate in the touch your toes stretch. Our building is crowded and I ain't sticking my face in someone else's :censored2:!
     
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  14. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    What's a PCM?
     
  15. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Aren't cookies kind of like spying? I always clear mine.
     
  16. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Its called the 5 minute corporate stretch, its gonna save on personal injuries and the west center squat i do at home in the bathroom. No one can warm up in 5 minutes.
     
  17. porkwagon

    porkwagon Active Member

    No. Just an example of trivia unrelated to UPS business given at the PCM.
     
  18. stopcomplete

    stopcomplete Member

    Talk about things you learn in 6 grade,if you don't know smoking not good for you by now your lost, don't store gas near the stove, its an insulting to listen to.
     
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  19. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    It cracks me up how disrespectful some of my fellow drivers are during PCM's. Usually it's the runners that are checking their diads and fidgeting like a three year old having to pee. PCM'S are the easiest money we make all day. Would it kill you to act lime you are paying attention.
     
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  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Obviously you were absent during your 6th Grade grammar and spelling classes.