Pee Pee story

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Trackless in brown, Sep 29, 2015.

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  1. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    "Talavera assumed this was a UPS urination sting."

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  2. scooby0048

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    As for its drivers urinating in their trucks, UPS indicated no such thing takes place.
    The company said drivers have ample breaks for meals and "other needs."

    This is the biggest lie I have heard since I found out Santa Claus was my mother!
     
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  3. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    "As for its drivers urinating in their trucks, UPS indicated no such thing takes place."

    :lol:
     
  4. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Title made me think of the episode of "Everybody loves Raymond" Pee Pee Raymond.
     
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  5. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    I have heard that they do install tiny cameras when they have cause for concern. For a UPS driver, this is indeed like installing cameras in bathroom stalls. Like it or not, those of us on routes far from businesses, are going to go when we need to and not wait 2 hours for the next restroom to pop up. Last time I checked, asking resi customers to use their bathrooms is frowned upon. So isn't pissing in some woods in uniform.

    UPS claiming it doesn't happen is the boldest lie since Obama or Hillary last spoke. They know full well it happens and they WANT it to happen. Do you really think UPS sits there wanting us to break trace at $33/hr and drive a truck for miles at 6 MPG to find a bathroom several times a day? That's hilarious!
     
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  6. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

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  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    As for its drivers urinating in their trucks, UPS indicated no such thing takes place.

    The company said drivers have ample breaks for meals and "other needs."

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  8. scooby0048

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    Lol...10 years of my life believing Santa Claus was real only to find out it was my mother all along putting those presents under the tree.
     
  9. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

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  10. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    You never noticed the white beard and red suit she wore ???????
     
  11. scooby0048

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    Well she also wore combat boots but that didn't make her a soldier!
     
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    There is no restriction on pissing in the woods in uniform.
     
  13. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Well-Known Member

    Until someone drives by and starts filming it only to release it to the media or social media.
     
  14. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    You have to go far enough in to the woods so that no one can see you.
     
  15. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    I'm in rural Wisconsin. I use cornfields.
     
  16. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny


    Atleast wave with a smile. It happens.
     
  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I want to see the video.
     
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  18. Inthegame

    Inthegame Well-Known Member

    Only 10 years?
     
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I have a few traffic free corners I use. I leak out the right door.