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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 539309" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">day. As they walk, they come across a sign:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"First Place!," said Snow White.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They continue walking and they see a sign:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Contest for the strongest man in the world."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">you ever doubt?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They continue walking when they see a sign:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"What happened?" they asked.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Who the hell is Nancy P<span style="color: #1F497D"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">elosi</span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">?" asked Pinocchio.</span></span><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 539309, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place!," said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Nancy P[COLOR=#1F497D][FONT=Comic Sans MS]elosi[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]?" asked Pinocchio.[/FONT][/COLOR]<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"> [/QUOTE]
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