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<blockquote data-quote="tieguy" data-source="post: 542796" data-attributes="member: 1912"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England "</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The third surgeon said, "You guys are <em>amateurs</em>. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tieguy, post: 542796, member: 1912"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [B][FONT=Helvetica]One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England "[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]The third surgeon said, "You guys are [I]amateurs[/I]. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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