Phrases that drive you nuts

[stevetheupsguy]

It's 110 degrees outside, but it's a dry heat.

 

[ol'browneye]

what is it?
where's it from?
do i need to sign?

and that last question is while you are walking away!

 

[MikeTbob]

Customer: Are they keeping you busy??
Me: uhh no, i like to run and sweat until 8PM for fun!
Here's your sign!

 

[Sammie]

Wanna super size that?

 

[Catatonic]

Wanna super size that?

I get tired of my wife requesting that!

 

[edd_tv]

Don't worry, he don't bite. 2 times I have been bitten by dogs that don't bite.

those are the only kind of dogs that bite!!!



my favorite is:

I heard the Fed-Ex guys have air conditioning in there trucks, do you?

do you have a summer truck since your doors are gone?

 

[Sammie]

I get tired of my wife requesting that!

Then quit taking her to Burger King.

Try something a little more UPScale...

 

[DS]

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
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What the...he could have used so many real words here...
And it always pissed me off that Bobby Sue and Billy Joe got away with shooting a man while robbing his castle.
Steve Miller bugs me.
Time keeps on slipping into the future?
Duh

 

[old levi's]

Did ya hear UPS and FedEx are gonna merge...

When someone hits me with this one, I beat them to the punchline and quickly ask

" What are they going to call it? UP-EX " Leaves them bewildered.

 

[old levi's]

Don't worry, he don't bite. 2 times I have been bitten by dogs that don't bite.

MY dog won't bite. " Well lady this must not be your dog because he just bit the crap out of me."

 

[old levi's]

Imona



Imona go to Walmarts . You need anything?



(you rednecks will recognize the proper plural usage of the name Walmart)

 

[moreluck]

JEET ????

Did you eat ??

 

[Dizzee]

If I had my "druthers". What the .....?

 

[DS]

If I had my "druthers". What the .....?

This actually goes back to the depression days.The thing that you'd rather do....

 

[ups1990]

Played out street slang.

"Yo dog!"

"Whats krakalacking?"

"for reals"

 

[greeny]

"you have demonstrated in the past"
"you have a history"
LP'S favorite line "we need your help"

 

[MikeTbob]

Played out street slang.

"Yo dog!"

"Whats krakalacking?"

"for reals"

LOL
I always hear people use these phrases and I usually reply with a quick burn. "Hey man, the 90's called and they want their slang back"

 

[fethrs]

Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

Is that even a real word?

 

[fethrs]

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
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I always thought it was the prophetess of love.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I always thought it was the prophetess of love.

No, you're thinking of yourself. You, are the "Prophetess of Love".