Physical attributes that change once you leave UPS

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Photog, Jul 1, 2014.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I have heard of drivers having ponytails they keep tucked up under a hat.
    Tats that require long-sleeve shirts on the package car.
    Earrings off the job.

    Note: I edited this picture to be used as an avatar so colors and detail have been manipulated beyond normal, such as the doo-rag and hair.
    This is my hair and beard 1 year after leaving UPS:
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  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    How far in to rural Georgia did you move?


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  3. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Late life crisis........
     
  4. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    The next time you're down at the creek, look in the water........

    But not quickly.
     
  5. Reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Just need some banjo music.:clown:
     
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  6. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    lol I had the same thought.
     
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  7. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

     
  8. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Jerry Garcia reincarnated.
     
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  9. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    [​IMG] your princess awaits.
     
  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I was wondering whatever became of the Skipper.


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  11. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    That makes sense since you have always been obsessed with Pokey.
    Sort of like Fluezy is with you.
     
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  12. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Wish I could dance like that!
     
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  13. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    Hippy!
     
  14. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I wish I could do the Carlton.


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  15. I'm just glad it wasn't a naked pic of him!
     
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  16. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
    WWE Hulk Hogan before he became Hollywood Hogan.
     
  17. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Gee, I watch Swamp People and I don't recognize you. Maybe I should watch Duck Dynasty closer.
     
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  18. 20140701_171058.jpg I found a picture of you, while you was still in management!
     
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  19. By The Book

    By The Book Well-Known Member

    The physical attributes I will miss will be the the hotties I deliver to on the route!
     
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  20. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Agreed...but probably smaller
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