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<blockquote data-quote="Non sequitur" data-source="post: 4870304" data-attributes="member: 31614"><p>I stole this from another forum but I thought the sh-thouse theologians would appreciate.</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Don’t wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I was educated once and it took me years to get over it</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics an your opponent will do it for you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn’t want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amaze at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The older I get the more clearly I remember things that never happened.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never miss an opportunity to shut up.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; but that they know so many things that just aren’t so.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">There are laws that protect the freedom of the press’s speech but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Temper is what gets us into most trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A lie can travel half way round the world while the Truth is still lacing up her boots.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Non sequitur, post: 4870304, member: 31614"] I stole this from another forum but I thought the sh-thouse theologians would appreciate. [LIST] [*]I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. [*]Don’t wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. [*]Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason [*]I was educated once and it took me years to get over it [*]Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics an your opponent will do it for you. [*]When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn’t want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amaze at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years. [*]If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed. [*]Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many. [*]Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe. [*]The older I get the more clearly I remember things that never happened. [*]Never miss an opportunity to shut up. [*]It is better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right. [*]The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; but that they know so many things that just aren’t so. [*]Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. [*]Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. [*]There are laws that protect the freedom of the press’s speech but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press. [*]If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. [*]Temper is what gets us into most trouble. Pride is what keeps us there. [*]Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness. [*]A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t. [*]A lie can travel half way round the world while the Truth is still lacing up her boots. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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