Punching the bowl.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Nimnim, Jun 16, 2013.

  1. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    This is for the drivers out there.

    Suppose you had bowel discomfort to the point where you could no longer hold it and ask the customer you are delivering to to use their bathroom. Upon using their facilities you discover your bowel movement has clogged the toilet and there is not a plunger available.

    At this point do you just leave without saying anything, inform the customer of the situation and leave, or take matters in to your own hands and clear the clog barehanded knowing you're in a bathroom and there's a sink to wash up nearby?

    This is merely a hypothetical I assume could create some entertaining responses.
  2. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    Is the soap dispenser working?
  3. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    There is soap to wash with. There just isn't anything in the bathroom to use to unclog the toilet unless you use your own hands or inform the customer and get something from them.
  4. killamjl

    killamjl Member

    Ice chest + black garbage bag. Problem sloved
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I'd go in the woods before I asked a customer but if I did and clogged it. It would probably depend on if its a regular customer or not. Regular customer I would tell them. Someone I have never seen before. Bolt!!!
  6. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    how 'bout this

    you exit the restroom and take the customer aside, quietly explaining, " I apologize, but I had to pee in your sink and rinse it down, because whoever was in there before me left the toilet in a mess!"
  7. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I wouldnt go in a consignee's home in 99 percent of situations. With my luck I'd break something or get accused of something I didn't do.
  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You have DR bags?
  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    okay, my morbid curiosity has gotten the better of me. For those of you who claim you'd rather lay cable in a DR bag in the back of your truck, can I ask, do you use doortags to clean up or what?
  10. JackStraw

    JackStraw Active Member

  11. Only had to do it one time ( I was sick).But ever since that day I keep a roll of TP in my truck.and a few extra squares in my lunchbox.
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Always have a few wet wipes in your bag.
  13. And a spare pair of gutchies !!! Just in case.
  14. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    ​Baby wipes are the best! They can be used for many things, including cleaning a dirty, sticky steering wheel. :)
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I went in the woods once. Luckily I had an extra county map.
  16. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    1. I would crap my pants before I asked a residential customer for permission to walk into their house and nuke their bathroom. I am never more than 15 miles from my house at any point on my route, so in a pinch (no pun intended) I could just get back in the truck, drive home, clean up and change uniforms. If that results in missed stops, oh well.

    2. If I did clog the customers toilet and there was no plunger, I would call a plumber, give him my credit card # over the phone, apologize to the customer, and let them know that a plumber was on the way. Spending $500 in order to avoid reaching into a customers toilet bowl with my hand to remove clogged feces is a bargain as far as I am concerned and I wouldnt hesitate to fork the money over.... but I avoid the possibilty of putting myself in such a situation by adherering to rule #1.
  17. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    All accidents must be reported to management, including when you're doing an unscheduled delivery.
  18. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    If I'm dropping a big hog somewhere anywhere and it's a "triple flusher" as I call them I triple flush. You have to be smarter than the bathroom.
  19. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    what do you do about the "skids" that remain after the triple flush??? Do you go go for a Quad'r??
  20. Are you sure? that you are not drinking??,,,LOL