"Punny" Name Jokes

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by cachsux, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I have one leg shorter than the other.
     
  2. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Re: Irreg Drivers

    Isn't that one leg ALOT shorter than the others? :wink2:
     
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Re: Irreg Drivers

    I know the one-legged waitress....she works at IHOP and her name is Ilene !!
     
  4. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Re: Irreg Drivers

    I know that guy that lays in front of a door all the time------his name is Matt
     
  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Re: Irreg Drivers

    Ours is an Asian immigrant and her name is Irene.
     
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I know that guy with no legs and arms that lays in the pool all the time all the time------his name is Bob.
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Hey, he used to be our first base !!
     
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Let’s not forget about that great philanthropist from Texas: Ima Hogg.

    The world famous hobo: Noah Count
     
  9. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    My proctologist's name is Seymour Butts.
     
  10. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid


    There is a guy with no arms and legs hanging from a hook on my wall. his name is Art.

    There is another one who got wedged into my mailbox, his name is Bill.

    And another one who, despite his disability, was determined to take up water-skiing. His name is Skip.

    The one in the swimming pool wearing a life jacket is Bob.
     
  11. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    A dog breeder on my route is trying to cross-breed Bulldogs with Shih Tzus. Sounds like bullsh1t to me!