"Punny" Name Jokes

rod

Retired 22 years
Re: Irreg Drivers

I know that guy that lays in front of a door all the time------his name is Matt
 

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
I know that guy with no legs and arms that lays in the pool all the time all the time------his name is Bob.


There is a guy with no arms and legs hanging from a hook on my wall. his name is Art.

There is another one who got wedged into my mailbox, his name is Bill.

And another one who, despite his disability, was determined to take up water-skiing. His name is Skip.

The one in the swimming pool wearing a life jacket is Bob.
 

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
A dog breeder on my route is trying to cross-breed Bulldogs with Shih Tzus. Sounds like bullsh1t to me!
 
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