QUESTION FOR ANY UPSers THAT KNOW EVERYTHING

[Krys88]

Let's say you have an accident. Can UPS somehow go back and watch that accident happen from like a satellite camera or something?

 

[govols019]

LMAO!!!

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Let's say you have an accident. Can UPS somehow go back and watch that accident happen from like a satellite camera or something?

They can not use that technology against you, per contract.

 

[trickpony1]

per se

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

per se

Exactly.

 

[rod]

if you wear your tinfoil hat they can't see you.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

if you wear your tinfoil hat they can't see you.

But they could still read your brain. Smarty.

 

[rod]

But they could still read your brain. Smarty.

that may or may not help

 

[clean hairy]

Where is the one who knows all?

 

[cosmo1]

Wait! They don't have their own dedicated satellites?








(Did this happen in Missouri? I don't think the satellites work there.)











((But, I could be wrong.))

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Wait! They don't have their own dedicated satellites?

They do. That's why they can't pay part timers more than $10. Those satellites aren't cheap ya know.

 

[Operational needs]

Where is the one who knows all?

It's past his bed time. He'll be on here first thing tomorrow morning to save the day.

 

[rod]

Where is the one who knows all?

Over at his center manager's house watching football-----

 

[Ring Sport]

They have a sphincter sensor in your seat that measures the pucker factor. They then compare those measurements to that on the rectum scale. That tells them everything.

 

[HardknocksUPSer]

@UpstateNYUPSer

 

[By The Book]

Let's say you have an accident. Can UPS somehow go back and watch that accident happen from like a satellite camera or something?

Not yet, but stay tuned.

 

[McGee]

@UpstateNYUPSer

Lol!

 

[Catatonic]

They can not use that technology against you, per contract.

A satellite camera in this case is not a UPS implemented technology.
It would not be covered under the contract.
We have seen a few UPSers discharged for actions caught on cameras.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

 

[McGee]

SCHULTZ! Dis-missed! LOL!