question for fedex employees

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I overheard a topped out courier tell another a while back to not eat the cake. He said they put stuff in it, and it will end you, so they don't have to pay us retirement. I was rolling, but he actually said it somewhat seriously. That scared me.

Trust me if there was poison cake, Brown would buy us cake everyday to get rid of us.