Quiz

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Channahon, Mar 10, 2007.

  1. Channahon

    Channahon New Member

    Quiz

    Disclaimer
    I apologize if the language on the conclusion of this quiz offends anyone. Not my intention, just part of the quiz.
     
  2. wily_old_vet

    wily_old_vet New Member

  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    That was great!
     
  4. browntruckmechanic

    browntruckmechanic Well isn't that special ?????????

    Now that's funny I don't care who you are.
     
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Quiz for Bright People:

    There are only nine questions.
    This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't.
    These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.
    1. Name one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
    2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
    3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
    4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
    5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
    6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
    7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
    8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
    9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
    I was thinking about sending this without the answers...but that would be cruel....
    Answers To Quiz:
    1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends Boxing.
    2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls ..The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
    3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
    4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
    5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired inplace on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season.When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
    6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle...

    7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon,semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point,quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis,braces, and ellipses.
    8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.
    9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
    PLEASE DO YOUR PART: Today is National Mental Health Day.
    You can do your part by remembering to send this e-mail to at least one[1] mentally-challenged person. Well, guess my job's done!
    Just don't send it back to me. I've already flunked it THREE TIMES!
     
  6. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Baseball Quiz: How does a pitcher on the opposite team throw a perfect game(no hits, no walks,no hbp) and your team batting average not change?
     
  7. stealth8

    stealth8 Active Member

    Could it be because it is the first game of the season?


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  8. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Good job stealth. Absolutely correct dude. Your a smart kat! lol.
     
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Walt Disney's favorite animated character.....

    a. Mickey Mouse
    b. Goofy
    c. Donald Duck
    d. Minnie Mouse

    This character was originally a dog....
    a. Mickey Mouse
    b. Elmer Fudd
    c. Goofy's wife
    d. Betty Boop

    (b , d)
     
  11. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Quiz

    Which of the following names are you familiar with?

    1. Monica Lewinsky
    2. Bill Clinton
    3. Hilary Clinton
    4. Adolph Hitler
    5. Jorge Bergoglio
    6. Winnie Mandela
    7. Vladimir Putin
    8. Linda Lovelace
    9. Saddam Hussein
    10. Tiger Woods


    You had trouble with #5?

    You know all the criminals, murderers, thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don't know the name of the Pope?