R.I.P. Joan Rivers
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raceanoncr
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R.I.P. Joan. Very funny. You will be missed.
olroadbeech
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funny and dumb.
moreluck
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from Joan Rivers:
"The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted." (about Melissa)
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'"
"My face has been tucked I more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn."
"You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it."
"My vagina is like Newark, N.J.....men know it's there, but they don't want to visit."
"The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted." (about Melissa)
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'"
"My face has been tucked I more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn."
"You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it."
"My vagina is like Newark, N.J.....men know it's there, but they don't want to visit."
