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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2226430" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?</p><p></p><p><strong>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?</strong></p><p></p><p>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?</p><p>They're both dogs!</p><p></p><p><strong>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?</strong></p><p></p><p>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?</p><p></p><p><strong>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?</strong></p><p></p><p>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2226430, member: 1246"] Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? [B]If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?[/B] Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! [B]If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?[/B] Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? [B]Why did you just try singing the two songs above?[/B] Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? [/QUOTE]
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