Random Myth's and other Lie's

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by stevetheupsguy, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    Okay, we have a Random Facts thread, so I figured we could use a Random Myth's thread. This like, the other thread, can be your own knowledge, Internet stuff or just plain old bullarky. I'll start her off.

    You cannot be fired for production!
     
  2. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    UPS cares for its employees
     
  3. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    UPS is owned by Jimmy Hoffa's widow
     
  4. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    It's not about the numbers
     
  5. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    We have the safest fleet.
     
  6. partykid

    partykid New Member

    We heard the other day.... OK, Monday is gonna be a Perfect Dispatch..... Ill leave it at that!
     
  7. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    "You have the best pay and benefits package in the industry" oh wait that might be true:wink2:
     
  8. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    If you make your numbers we will put on another route.
     
  9. partykid

    partykid New Member

    "If you make your numbers we will put on another route"..... I over heard a call today, yesterday our building as a whole had only 2!!! Over 9.5's.... The D/M said for thur. an fri. LOAD em up!!! Imagine that!!
     
  10. Paid-over-in-Maine

    Paid-over-in-Maine 15 more years of this!

    "That's all figured in!"
     
  11. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    If you turn in enough sales leads, we'll add some routes. Uh huh.
     
  12. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    "We don't dispatch to the driver."
     
  13. slantnosechevy

    slantnosechevy Active Member

    "We make money on the pickups not the delivery"

    "If you guys get out of the bldg. on time we'll go back to an 8:30 start time."

    "Your 8hr. dispatch is approved."

    "We've moved stops off of you, you should have an 8hr. day."
     
  14. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    "Family first at UPS!"
     
  15. special delivery

    special delivery New Member

    Call in all injuries, no matter how minor. Just in case!!
     
  16. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    true on the feeder side , not the package side.
     
  17. badpal.

    badpal. avoiding brown kool-aid

    8 hour dispatch
     
  18. govols019

    govols019 You smell that?

    We'll work on that.
     
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Drive from hub A to hub B. Complete chaos.
     
  20. mungrin

    mungrin Banned

    The union has our back!