Random Quips

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Dizzee, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs


    Alaska is the state with the highest percentage of well-fed bears.
     
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member


    Only someone who was born in the U.S. can become President
     
  3. rod

    rod retired and happy

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    Anyone who scratches their rearend ---should not bite their finger nails:happy2:
     
  4. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    Re: Random Facts

    Or pick their nose.:sick:
     
  5. UPSNewbie

    UPSNewbie New Member

    Re: Random Facts

    Confucius say "he who goes to sleep with an itchy bum wakes up with a stinky finger."
     
  6. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Re: Random Facts

    Or pick their friends nose.
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  8. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
     
  9. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But, you can't pick your friend's nose.
     
  10. rod

    rod retired and happy

    a crowded elevator smells different to a midget
     
  11. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    This world may be another planet's hell.
     
  12. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    A .45 beats 4 aces.
     
  13. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I would gladly trade in my "Caller I.D." for a "Caller I.Q."

    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

    Dig where the gold is, unless you need the exercise.

    For more peace and quiet, how about a phoneless cord?

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    A shut mouth gathers no foot.
     
  14. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines got married this weekend.

    She's an idiot. He was cheating on her while they were engaged. There are many pictures of him and the other woman. The other woman even thinks Cheryl is stupid.
    He's a Kennedy horndog...........
     
  15. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    Maybe not so stupid as you think..... in couple of years when they divorce just think how well she is going to make out ;) AGAIN...lol
     
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    moreluck golden ticket member

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    Lead Belly BANNED

    Why am I here?????
     
  19. Because you are supposed to be.
     
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