Real Safety Tips

[moreluck]

Everybody has their night driving stories and all that keeps running through my mind is that old Roseanne episode where Jackie Is driving a semi with Roseanne as passenger and they are fooling around with the truckers over the C.B.

Also reminds me of the big flirts who used the answering service I used to work for......those guys didn't know they were flirting with a 400 lb girl with a sexy voice (not me), another girl. I used to chuckle and think to myself, "if they only knew."

 

[Paid-over-in-Maine]

Never drink from your spit cup!!

Been there, done that!! Only once though!

when stopped in traffic ,I look down for a thigh & boob shot! before using my mirrors and count 1,2,3 before starting up , and take a deap breath if she is hot !!!

I'm there with yah! The days are longer, so it's stiil light out for my ride up 95, in hopes of some sights!!

 

[outta hours]

They hung there for a while before I looked. One of the guys in the backseat was.......................ummm, having fun.

They hung there? No pun intended I guess.

 

[dilligaf]

They hung there? No pun intended I guess.

Nooooooooooooooooo, not from me. uh uh no way~

 

[iowa boy]

LOL And who says us gals don't it too. There are alot of guys out there. I was going through St Louis one day (many years ago) and had a car full of guys come up next to me. They hung there for a while before I looked. One of the guys in the backseat was.......................ummm, having fun.

Well Dilli, at least they were "happy" to see you!

 

[dilligaf]

I can't say that I haven't had any fun at the expense of some poor truck driver, way back when. Probably made their day, too.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Well Dilli, at least they were "happy" to see you!

Either that, or they just woke up.

 

[trplnkl]

Either that, or they just woke up.

Now Steve, that was mean...funny, but mean.lol

 

[toonertoo]

My ex hubby used to have a cb, and I never knew how to work it but it was always on. My daddy drove semi and he never told me the stories..........Alone driving in a skirt one day it dawned on me that semi drivers especially out of town ones, are pretty horny. And just a flash of a leg set them off. Going to pocono one year I sunbathed in the front seat of my camaro with the lids off, I let my boyfriend drive and I didnt have to worry about him fallin asleep at the wheel. Of course that was years ago

 

[stevetheupsguy]

My ex hubby used to have a cb, and I never knew how to work it but it was always on. My daddy drove semi and he never told me the stories..........Alone driving in a skirt one day it dawned on me that semi drivers especially out of town ones, are pretty horny. And just a flash of a leg set them off. Going to pocono one year I sunbathed in the front seat of my camaro with the lids off, I let my boyfriend drive and I didnt have to worry about him fallin asleep at the wheel. Of course that was years ago

And the pictures? You do mean tops (lids), correct?

Funny that you mention trusting him not to fall asleep. Whenever I go out with the family, I drive. My wife becomes a narcoleptic as soon as she gets behind the wheel.