bad company
semi-pro
Get to pretend to be a cop and carry a motorola 2-way radio with attached speaker mic clipped onto your pretty pink UPS polo and say cool things like "10-4 good buddy"
Working on special handling in the back of the PC.
On.....er ....by yourself...and Hand to surface technique.
You get a nice shiny American Express card with an available credit of $0.00
If you do get hurt and don't come to work for 8 months, you still get your full salary.
The ability to place irate customers on "hold".
High Blood Pressure???
First pick of the morning donuts.
The ability to make complicated medical diagnoses over the phone.
Anything that goes wrong you can blame on a driver!!
Get to wear feeder uniforms.
What are "feeder uniforms"? They don't have a different uniform than
package car drivers.
Thats it no doubt.Don't get fired for "dishonesty". In fact, it is encouraged!