trplnkl
555
by the time I saw them they had already been opened and re taped.
Resi Delivery Observations
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Big Babooba
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Think of something that might go Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
They use no name in the return address, just 1 Apple Court.
kingOFchester
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Don't ask " is it cold enough for you"? or "is it hot enough for you"? You can't imagine the control it takes not to hit you in the face when we hear that for the 50th time in one day.
Its 6:45 pm. 2 days before Christmas. Temperature hovering freezing. Rain, is pouring and I am soaked from head to toe. Just put your precious Christmas package on your porch carefully rapped in a DR bag. Navigating the shrubs, bushes, blow up Santa’s, Christmas lights and other crap in your yard as I head back to the truck. With my back to your front door, I hear the door open and can hear the Christmas music playing. I can smell the fresh backed cookies. Hear the laughter of a family spending time together. I can see the smoke coming out of your chimney. You see me and feel the need to give a happy “Merry Christmas” I don’t turn around, as I have to keep my pace up to get all the deliveries off the truck. I raise my drenched, frozen, tired arms and then I raise my two middle fingers as I walk back to the truck to finish my deliveries…… mumbling “Merry &%^@ ***@ ***^@”. God I would of loved to of done that. well, I did mumble that as I raised my hand to give a half hearted wave back.
stevetheupsguy
sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
Glad you're not my UPS guy. The person that was happily saying Merry Christmas, was holding up a card for you. The card contained $50 and a gift card to your local steakhouse. So, Merry Christmas to you, too.
kingOFchester
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A little FYI, I was being sarcastic. I did pretty well with the gift cards and cash, considering I was only seasonal. Even got several compliments from customers that appreciated the extra mile I went vs. what they have received in the past. I am certainly professional and courteous. But, even so, there is a part of me that certainly had enough of the Christmas season, being that I missed so much time with my family. Part of the price I paid by choices I have made.
You must be a Saint if you never got tired and frustrated with work day. During Christmas dinner, surrounded by all the ones I love, we had a good laugh over the story. Seems as though my family and friends have a sense of humor and can relate to having a bad day. Glad you are not in my family (another sarcastic comment).
funny too, that you choose to direct a comment to me, but didn't say that to Rod who said "You can't imagine the control it takes not to hit you in the face ". Perhaps you have and agenda with me? Or am I being to sensitive?
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
Here is some fun we had in Boston!! Lot of 2 fams we cant D.R to around here..Trust me you would be buying some if you did..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Go to house to indirect pkg. person comes to the door and gives you crap so & so is a jerk, don't ever ring my bell unless it's mine....you know the
I'm talking about>>>>>>>>>make a mental note and store in memory bank......when that person gets an Lifestyles, Apple court ,or any good toy or porno movie,RIP IT OPEN !!!! re tape the hell out of it and leave with a neighbor.. only put note on recepiants door dont even ring bell!!!! lol lol lol lol lol when they go to get it they will think neighbor has opened it on them
Go to house to indirect pkg. person comes to the door and gives you crap so & so is a jerk, don't ever ring my bell unless it's mine....you know the
I'm talking about>>>>>>>>>make a mental note and store in memory bank......when that person gets an Lifestyles, Apple court ,or any good toy or porno movie,RIP IT OPEN !!!! re tape the hell out of it and leave with a neighbor.. only put note on recepiants door dont even ring bell!!!! lol lol lol lol lol when they go to get it they will think neighbor has opened it on them 
HEFFERNAN
Huge Member
Here is some fun we had in Boston!! Lot of 2 fams we cant D.R to around here..Trust me you would be buying some if you did..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Go to house to indirect pkg. person comes to the door and gives you crap so & so is a jerk, don't ever ring my bell unless it's mine....you know the a$ I'm talking about>>>>>>>>>make a mental note and store in memory bank......when that person gets an Lifestyles, Apple court ,or any good toy or porno movie,RIP IT OPEN !!!! re tape the hell out of it and leave with a neighbor.. only put note on recepiants door dont even ring bell!!!! lol lol lol lol lol when they go to get it they will think neighbor has opened it on them
That must be the discreet shipping and handling policy the consignee expected !!!
stevetheupsguy
sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
Take it easy, fella. That was my version of dry wit. Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you and the whole KOCH family.
kingOFchester
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stevetheupsguy
sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
And to you too!! However we celebrate 'Festivis for the rest of us"!!
Hope you brought home a new pole this year.
Catatonic
Nine Lives
Not to sensitive.
Hope you brought home a new pole this year.
Hey! Let's not get personal. I'm sure his old pole is just fine!
stevetheupsguy
sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
Rod's retired and has paid his dues, can't really bust his chops for much of anything. You on the other hand, are fair game, my little rookie friend. Having just completed boot camp, it's time to swing with the big boys.
Though honestly, it was nothing personal, just talking a little smack, my friend.
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
I'm Polish and I resent that!Hope you brought home a new pole this year.
Just kidding STUG
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Now I know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEThink of something that might go Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
cachsux
Wah
Hope you brought home a new pole this year.
If you need to borrow one the brass one my wife put herself through college with is around the house somewhere.
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
Hopefully your wife has a great sense of humor. It would awkward explaining how that pole got shoved up where the sun don't shine to the people at the ER.
trplnkl
555
Not all that hard to explain, they would just assume he "slipped and fell on the pole", it's not like they haven't heard it many many times before.Hopefully your wife has a great sense of humor. It would awkward explaining how that pole got shoved up where the sun don't shine to the people at the ER.
Big Babooba
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Then again, if you told them at the ER that you worked at UPS, they would understand. After all, you were just keeping the access point open.
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