Resi Delivery Observations

[stevetheupsguy]

I think, Ha Ha, that is, Ha Ha, the most, Ha Ha Ha, inappropriate, Ha Ha Ha, post, Ha Ha Ha.

I LOVED IT!!!

 

[trplnkl]

May as well lock this thread down. NO ONE can beat that story. I was gonna tell one, but noooooo comparison.
That was funny.

 

[Stale Green Light]

"i likeded me some scrip clubs"

Actually she got me pretty good. I said to her I may have accidentally implied that she was a stripper to put herself through college.
She replied "I wasn`t a stripper. I was a hooker. Where do you think I learned all that stuff you like?",gave me a wink and walked away.

Nobody likes a smart aleck.

 

[BLACKBOX]

The visual of this "appendage" flopping around is too dang funny!

 

[1989]

The visual of this "appendage" flopping around is too dang funny!

They probably returned it because it was used.

 

[ladybrown]

That has got to be THE funniest thing I have heard yet. "Curb Feeler" had me laughing my butt off! Great story!

 

[over9five]

WARNING: The Following is Not Safe for Children Who May be Reading Over Your Shoulder

Ok, my first thought was, "here's something I'll have to heavily moderate".

But, no, not only was it a great story, but despite the warning you made it pretty PG13!

Nice job!

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Daddy, why did she say elephant trunk?

 

[Dizzee]

Daddy, why did she say elephant trunk?

~sigh~ It's he, Steve, he.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

~sigh~ It's he, Steve, he.

Whoops, my bad Dizz. And thanks for the warning and all, though none was necessary. Wonderful job of telling that story, btw.

 

[AKCoverMan]

4. I don't care if you're a hot, young model. Please put some clothes on before you answer the door.

Hold on there, over9five! Don't tell this to any of the hot, young models on the route I am covering!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Hold on there, over9five! Don't tell this to any of the hot, young models on the route I am covering!

I assume by your user name that you are from Alaska; no offense, but I have never seen a hot Eskimo woman.

 

[moreluck]

Hot Eskimo woman for upstate

 

[Big Babooba]

Hot Eskimo woman for upstate

I can see why the icecaps are melting

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I can see why the icecaps are melting

Those aren't icecaps.