Lately, I cannot even go to the bathroom in our station without being bombarded by motivational messages designed to increase my safety and productivity. Above the urinal in our men's room is a reminder that kids are back on school.Wow, I never could have figured that one out for myself. In the toilet stall, there are timecard accuracy reminders on the door directly in front of me, and another note about DEX codes above the toilet paper dispenser. So, even as I reach for that FedEx approved butt wipe, I get more mind control. This is insane. I can't even take a crap without being force-fed more of what I already have heard 50 times? Oh, and when I sign-in to my PowerPad there will be another canned safety message reminding me again that I can't be trusted to do anything without the Borg's knowledge and consent.