Retirees in the Buff

[olroadbeech]

i'm gonna start shop lifting. if they catch me i'll just say i didn't know i had it in my hand. they forgive old people. aslo i'll have the cash to pay for it.

 

[rod]

i'm gonna start shop lifting. if they catch me i'll just say i didn't know i had it in my hand. they forgive old people. aslo i'll have the cash to pay for it.

I thought you gals just shoved the loot under your dress

 

[olroadbeech]

you don't have any defence if you get caught. i'll just walk out with the stuff in my hands. i actually did that once but as soon as i realized it walked back in the store and paid for the item.

now, i'll walk through the store muttering out loud to myself with an occasional hysterical laugh and everyone will keep their distance.

you have to be creative on a fixed income.

 

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[moreluck]

I love the retiree role.......when your kids call to complain about their kids or their day at work and you ask them something because you are a little confused.........."is it a weekday or weekend day ???"......

 

[moreluck]

(I still do this, but with wheat bread)

 

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[rod]

(I still do this, but with wheat bread)

We either have hog buns and no hot dogs or we have dogs and no buns. That's the way we roll.

 

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[moreluck]

We either have hog buns and no hot dogs or we have dogs and no buns. That's the way we roll.

They used to sell those things with 10 hot dogs and packages of 8 buns.....couldn't win.

 

[oldngray]

They used to sell those things with 10 hot dogs and packages of 8 buns.....couldn't win.

 

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[rod]

Its raining here---in February-----------------------------the world has to be ending---------it don't rain in Minnesota in February!!!!

 

[oldngray]

Its raining here---in February-----------------------------the world has to be ending---------it don't rain in Minnesota in February!!!!

Better for your crop of mosquitoes.