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"I made a new friend today...she gave me permission to post her pic but "only if" I let everyone know that she is 93 years young!!! I told her she (and her pink hair) made my day and she replied "Well, I refuse to be that little old white haired lady!" -Lauren Belaire-
 

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We can do this without leaving town......

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Police in Tampa, Florida, raided and shut down a weekly $4-a-round mah-jongg game played by 4 elderly women.
The "WEEK" asked its readers for titles of crime movies that could be made about this bust:

-Golden Girls, Interrupted
-The Lavender Hair Mob
-Indicting Miss Daisy
-No Country for Old Women
-The Social Security Network
 

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My goal for 2016 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just onebig, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ATE A PIZZA!!!

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.


I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web

I don't mean to brag but...... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weightlive longer than the men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had
to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.


Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out
they closed school? Me neither


I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart ortalented....I forgot where I was going with this.

I love being over 60. I learn something new every day.......andforget 5 others.

A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for
money so I woke up and searched with him.


My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!!!

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and
call it a day.
 
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