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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1927310" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. </p><p></p><p>He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not</p><p>cured, get back $1,000." </p><p>Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezerdidn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.</p><p> </p><p>Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" </p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." </p><p> </p><p>Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"</p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." </p><p> </p><p>Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.</p><p> </p><p>Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." </p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." </p><p> </p><p>Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"</p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.</p><p>That will be $500." </p><p>Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. </p><p>Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!! </p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)</p><p>Dr. Young: "But this is only $10! </p><p>Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500." </p><p>Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*</p><p>Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1927310, member: 1246"] An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezerdidn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10! Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"* Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off. [/QUOTE]
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