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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2415593" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.</p><p></p><p>One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."</p><p></p><p>An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."</p><p></p><p>The 90-year-old man says: "Not me. At 7 a.m. I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m. I crap like a cow."</p><p></p><p>"So what's your problem?" asked the others.</p><p></p><p>"I don't wake up until 9:00."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2415593, member: 1246"] Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee." An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90-year-old man says: "Not me. At 7 a.m. I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m. I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until 9:00." [/QUOTE]
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