Riddles

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[FONT=&quot][/FONT]Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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[FONT=&quot][/FONT]Q What's the height of conceit?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of macho?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. Because it's worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. They both like a tight seal.

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. About three inches.

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[FONT=&quot][/FONT]Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. The grip.

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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A. It's not hard.

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A: 45 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A: 45 minutes.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.[/FONT]
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/FONT]
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Q[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[FONT=&quot][/FONT]A[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] They don't have balls to scratch![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

 

[LiL"Comet"]

How do we know Santa's a man???



Because he shows up late, eats your cookie, empty's his sack, cums only once, calls you a ho and leaves when your sleeping...

 

[soberups]

What does a Polish woman get on her wedding night that is long and hard?


A new last name.

 

[soberups]

Q. Why do men always orgasm before women do?

A. Who cares?

 

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How do we know Santa's a man???



Because he shows up late, eats your cookie, empty's his sack, cums only once, calls you a ho and leaves when your sleeping...

mmmmmmm....... nothing like eating a nice cookie.

 

[LiL"Comet"]

mmmmmmm....... nothing like eating a nice cookie.

that's one of those text messages I got man I get 10 a day just jokes I almost didn't post it but I thought it was funny!! I figured someone would take it the wrong way

If you can't have laughs and humor I feel sorry for those life's what you make of it.. I have a new friend on BC Chev have you noticed who it is? I think she read this post and thinks I'm flirting arounnnddddd..

Funny how some people take things. Don't eat to many cookies Chevy you might a belly ache.

 

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that's one of those text messages I got man I get 10 a day just jokes I almost didn't post it but I thought it was funny!! I figured someone would take it the wrong way

If you can't have laughs and humor I feel sorry for those life's what you make of it.. I have a new friend on BC Chev have you noticed who it is? I think she read this post and thinks I'm flirting arounnnddddd..

Funny how some people take things. Don't eat to many cookies Chevy you might a belly ache.

Whaaaa..... Why, whatever do you mean?
I like sugar cookies.

 

[Paid-over-in-Maine]

Whats the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker

 

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Q What do you call a lesbian from Alaska?

A. A klondike.

 

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Q. Why do you always want to invite two Mormons to go on a fishing trip with you?

A. If you only bring one, he will drink all your beer.

 

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Q. What illness does David Carradine suffer from?

A. Kung Flu

 

[soberups]

Q. Why do cherry trees stink?

A. Because George Washington cut one.

 

[soberups]

Q. What did the leper say to the hooker?

A. "You can keep the tip"

 

[Paid-over-in-Maine]

Q. Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and funeral

A. 1 less drunk

 

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Q. What did the leper say to the hooker?

A. "You can keep the tip"

Aww man thats just gross.

 

[Cementups]

Q. What did the leper say to the hooker?

A. "You can keep the tip"

Bad but I like it. If I remember it it will be passed on.