Ring Of Fire - Anusol, Prep-H or Lidocaine 5% cream?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Photog, Oct 10, 2014.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    After bouncing around on my tractor for for hours for 4 or 5 days in a row my anus itches and bleeds.
    I figured Feeder drivers would have some insight.
    Have you tried any of these solutions or any others and which works best?
     
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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    I would think a center manager would have more experience in sitting on his anus all day.
     
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  3. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    First try removing the stick. Then apply the cream
     
  4. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

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    Just teasing!
     
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  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Don't chap my ass, it already burns!
     
  6. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    A good rogering might help.
     
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  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I always wondered at your speedy recovery and now I know!
     
  9. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    It's not so much the itching it's the swelling
     
  10. Now you know.....how a driver feels,everyday.
     
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  11. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    *first world problems*
     
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  12. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    :rofl: still laughing!
     
  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    maybe ask Dragon? lol
     
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  14. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

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  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Okay...okay you know we had to give you some schnit first....but honestly Hoax...different things work for different people. Try all three and see what works best....also might wanna switch to the softer, more expensive TP for awhile, if you don't already use it. And maybe invest in a donut pillow for the tractor? lol :)
     
  16. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Maybe it's the result from a dirty lot lizard
     
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  17. laffter

    laffter Active Member

    Is driving a tractor-trailer for many hours in one sitting different than driving a normal vehicle? I used to be self employed, and 4-10 (12-24 at times) hour driving trips (several hours between breaks) were common. The only problem I ran into was constantly getting sleepy (even after sleeping) and my ass got numb from a worn-out seat (cushion). Also my right knee started to feel weird from being in the same position for long periods of time.
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Uranus is/was a planet.
     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    That would explain the herpes!
     
  20. VonDutch

    VonDutch Bite your tongue, Missy

    You could try sticking a Popsicle up there. As long as you don't smile when you moan it's not gay.
     
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