Ring Of Fire - Anusol, Prep-H or Lidocaine 5% cream?

[Catatonic]

After bouncing around on my tractor for for hours for 4 or 5 days in a row my anus itches and bleeds.
I figured Feeder drivers would have some insight.
Have you tried any of these solutions or any others and which works best?

 

[oldngray]

I would think a center manager would have more experience in sitting on his anus all day.

 

[silenze]

First try removing the stick. Then apply the cream

 

[Operational needs]

Just teasing!

 

[Catatonic]

I would think a center manager would have more experience in sitting on his anus all day.

Don't chap my ass, it already burns!

 

[brownmonster]

A good rogering might help.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Catatonic]

I always wondered at your speedy recovery and now I know!

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

It's not so much the itching it's the swelling

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Don't chap my ass, it already burns!

Now you know.....how a driver feels,everyday.

 

[cosmo1]

*first world problems*

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I would think a center manager would have more experience in sitting on his anus all day.

still laughing!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

After bouncing around on my tractor for for hours for 4 or 5 days in a row my anus itches and bleeds.
I figured Feeder drivers would have some insight.
Have you tried any of these solutions or any others and which works best?

maybe ask Dragon? lol

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Now you know.....how a driver feels,everyday.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

After bouncing around on my tractor for for hours for 4 or 5 days in a row my anus itches and bleeds.
I figured Feeder drivers would have some insight.
Have you tried any of these solutions or any others and which works best?

Okay...okay you know we had to give you some schnit first....but honestly Hoax...different things work for different people. Try all three and see what works best....also might wanna switch to the softer, more expensive TP for awhile, if you don't already use it. And maybe invest in a donut pillow for the tractor? lol

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Maybe it's the result from a dirty lot lizard

 

[laffter]

Is driving a tractor-trailer for many hours in one sitting different than driving a normal vehicle? I used to be self employed, and 4-10 (12-24 at times) hour driving trips (several hours between breaks) were common. The only problem I ran into was constantly getting sleepy (even after sleeping) and my ass got numb from a worn-out seat (cushion). Also my right knee started to feel weird from being in the same position for long periods of time.

 

[moreluck]

Uranus is/was a planet.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Maybe it's the result from a dirty lot lizard

That would explain the herpes!

 

[VonDutch]

You could try sticking a Popsicle up there. As long as you don't smile when you moan it's not gay.