SAFETY METHODS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by CoolArrow, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. CoolArrow

    CoolArrow Member

    The safety methods. As if UPS management knows what it takes to be safe. What are the marriage methods, or how about the 7 keys to eating without choking to death. How about the 10 techniques to giving a woman an orgasm. I don't need UPS to tell me how much water to drink or what to eat, how long I should sleep or any of their propaganda about supposed safety. When is the last time you heard them talk about how fast you drive? They know we are all speeding to make their unattainable numbers but there is no report on telematics showing your speed. What is the number one factor in most fatal accidents? Speeding. Hypocrites. Anyone who drinks their koolaid is brainwashed. I have never had an accident and have never pictured a dartboard or counted the seconds between the car in front of me. I will memorize whatever if that's what it takes to work but will never think about a word of that garbage while I'm out there actually doing my job. IF UPS really wants to focus on safety let the drivers run the morning meetings and give up on this waste of money and time.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    I had no idea there were 10 techniques to giving a woman an orgasm... I only know of like 3....
     
  3. AirOnTrace

    AirOnTrace Allergic to cardboard.

    Women can have orgasms too?!
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Who's got that kind of time...
     
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  5. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.


    But, but, but,,,,,,,,,,,,you said you had a guy.
     
  6. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    That frickin @turdferguson quoting crap from all over the place

    Confusing mother
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    You have to draw the line somewhere...
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    His buddy ZQX7CFaded4 soured him.
     
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  9. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Yep.
    Confused me for a few seconds too.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    How's that even possible...
     
  11. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    They were discrete seconds!
     
  12. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Dude!
    You are one cool arrow.
     
  13. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    90,000 a year job. Complains because he needs to know 25 sentences on a piece of paper.

    Unbelievable.
     
  14. CoolArrow

    CoolArrow Member

    I should make 200,000 dollars a year and you should memorize everything I do to drive safe. I make this company money you drain it and help implement useless crap in order to justify your meaningless job.
     
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  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Is that why your wife keeps sneaking me out the back door.
     
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  16. Number24

    Number24 #24

    TELL EM HOW IT IS.
     
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  17. NXA

    NXA Active Member

    It would be $100k if you would put safety first, mind the speed limit. You are the only one who can choose to drive safely. "Better late than never," and I'll take a warning letter for late air before I speed into an uncontrollable situation.
     
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  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Ironic being you sneak in the same way.
     
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  19. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Id love for big shots like you to do my job for a week. You don't have a clue.
     
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  20. Haven't heard siccom about safety since the ORION team arrived at our building or several months before that, & we've had a handful of accidents at our center since the beginning of 2015.