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<blockquote data-quote="Babagounj" data-source="post: 695372" data-attributes="member: 12952"><p><strong><a href="http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=8490" target="_blank">TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:</a></strong></p><p></p><p> <strong>Posted on </strong>| March 1, 2010 | <a href="http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=8490#comments" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=8490#comments" target="_blank"></a></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #800000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #808000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #FF6600"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #FF6600"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #FF00FF"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (3) The only expense covered 100% is. ”Embalming.”</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #33CCCC"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #33CCCC"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">OBAMA’S</span></span></span></span> <span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">HEALTH CARE PLAN:</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #333300"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #333300"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> !</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Babagounj, post: 695372, member: 12952"] [B][URL="http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=8490"]TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:[/URL][/B] [B]Posted on [/B]| March 1, 2010 | [URL="http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=8490#comments"] [/URL] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Verdana] (9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#008000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#808000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=olive][FONT=Verdana] (7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana] (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#FF6600][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#FF6600][FONT=Verdana] (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333399][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#333399][FONT=Verdana] (4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#FF00FF][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Verdana] (3) The only expense covered 100% is. ”Embalming.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#33CCCC][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#33CCCC][FONT=Verdana] (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]OBAMA’S[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]HEALTH CARE PLAN:[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333300][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#333300][FONT=Verdana] (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] ![/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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