Satan's paperweight

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by soberups, Mar 11, 2014.

  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    An anvil. Just like the ones used by village blacksmiths to forge red-hot steel into swords. Also used by the Road Runner to drop on the head of Wile E Coyote in a canyon far below. 122 pounds of solid iron. These are manufactured by an outfit in Lexington IL, I pity the poor driver who has to pick them up every day!
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  2. you aint even know it

    you aint even know it Well-Known Troll Troll

    Yeah right. You drivers always think you got it the hardest (not all, but many). You guys can just throw that onto yall handtrucks and call it a day, or get help.
     
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  3. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.


    Someday, maybe, you might figure it out.

    Until then,.........
     
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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Keep posting, you're embarassing youself.
     
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  5. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    I doubt it.
     
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  6. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    I delivered one to a house once. Heavy sons of guns. Backed up to the garage and carefully lowered it to the ground. No knock and got the hell out of Dodge.
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If that was my loader it Would have been on the 3000 shelf.
     
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  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Not smart enough to embarrass himself.
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I know these are supposed to go on the floor but I prefer 2 or 4000 right in my power zone. Lol
     
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  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    What's the name of the company. I need an anvil and have family and friends all over Illinois that could go pick it up.
     
  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    ACME?
     
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  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Made in the USA quality hasn't fallen that far has it.
     
  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  14. rod

    rod retired and happy

    That's the kind of thing that would be fun to driver release right up against a door that swings outwards--even better if you had 2 of then so you could do the back door too. Ring the bell and run.
     
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  15. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    I delivered one of those and when I saw it on my truck all I could think was, "you must be freakin' kidding me".
     
  16. rod

    rod retired and happy

    That's the kind of pickup stop that UPS would assign to someone just returning from a back injury. I know when I came back they gave me a pickup at a local printers. Nothing like loading a couple of pallets of paper to recondition your spine.
     
  17. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

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  18. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Here's pics of me delivering anvils. Suck it!!!
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  19. Anonymous 12

    Anonymous 12 Non active member

    What with the tidy cat container?
     
  20. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Was the overweight sticker really necessary?
    C'mon man!