Sayings you never heard before

[negrosangre]

"I'm on that, like a chicken on a June bug."

 

[an anonymous guest]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

That's about as effective as rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.


(first two courtesy of Mark Twain)

Go UPS!
P71

 

[LiL"Comet"]

"I'm on that, like a chicken on a June bug."

Your runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off!!

They ain't got enough sense to get out of a shower of sh:t

You ain't got enough sense to get out of a wet paper bag

 

[OldUPSDriver]

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

 

[dilligaf]

You don't have the brains God gave a goose to with.

 

[rod]

Slicker than 2 eels friend------ in a bucket of snot.

Busy as a one legged cat covering shi t.

Makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

Makes as much sense as a left handed sheetmetal screw.

 

[mattwtrs]

Anytime I hang something on the wall my wife will usually say, "Looks caddywampus to me!"

 

[gded]

He could talk the fuzz off a tennis ball```

 

[dilligaf]

FUBAR

 

[old brown shoe]

I could pull a better dispatch out of my nose.

 

[dilligaf]

I could pull a better dispatch out of my nose.

I love that one.

 

[UPSNewbie]

"Do that again, and I'll be on you like stink on shi t."

 

[Catatonic]

"Do that again, and I'll be on you like stink on shi t."

or white on rice.

 

[browndevil]

FUBAR

is that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ beyond all repair?

 

[old brown shoe]

We have a dumb as$ sup who thinks he's so smart. We call him the man with two brains one the size of a BB and one little itty bitty one.

 

[BigBrownSanta]

If they put your brain in a gnats it would fly backwards.

 

[dilligaf]

is that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ beyond all repair?

or recognition. Either way works. LOL

 

[negrosangre]

BOHICA (pronounced Bow HE Ka) - Stands for "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again". Seems to be a favorite at our Hub.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

that was gay like Pedro Zamora

connect/catch/caught so easy it was like a drunk hooker at a frat party

 

[rod]

Who loaded this truck----------------Helen Keller?