Sayings you never heard before

Sammie

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My grandparents were from the Southern Illinois. Wish I had written down
more of their sayings -

He's no better than a basket of a**holes

Wouldn't give you air if you was in a jug

If she had another wrinkle she could screw her hat on

He don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his a**

You could argue in an empty house
 

negrosangre

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An older wowan heard us cussin' as kids, and said "when I get upset, I jus' say, "well, shinny up a gum tree"".

He's got a voice deeper than whale poop.
 

Ms.PacMan

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To err is human, to forgive is canine.

Do you smell what I'm stepping in? (Instead of do you see what I'm saying)

Hotter than a fart in a skillet.

Nothing is impossible when you work for a circus. (sounds like UPS - lol)
 
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